FetLife Assholes

Okay, I know it's my own fault for hanging out on there but seriously. Some men are such ASSHOLES!

So a guy messages me, he's on the east coast and I'm currently working in the midwest...but I'll go back eventually, so I check out his profile.

It SAYS he is happily married but in an open relationship but his wife is his #1 and he is hers and fuck off if that's not for you.

So I message him back and say hi. We're probably not aligned because I'm looking to be someone's #1 and not the playmate in another #1's relationship.

Well...then he messages back that I've misunderstood...they're divorcing.

When I challenge him about what his profile says...he tells me how long it's been since he and his wife had sex.

So I reiterate what his profile says but tell him ultimately, it doesn't matter, as I'm working out of state.

And he says "that is a good excuse".

WOW.

Because I TOTALLY believe he is married but cheating and trying to pretend she is okay with it to get some tail. And I'm the liar? When his profile (and several pictures) talk about how great his wife is...some men just really get under my skin and this one did.

I honestly came here because I wanted to tell you so you'd go read him the riot act...but of course...you're not here yet. And if you were...I'd not be talking to him :)

Of course I'm the bigger person and am ignoring the jerk and wishing for your timely arrival.